To be sung ... You know the tune🎄 (Alter-carols for the Christmas Season)
OH CHRISTMAS TREE
Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree,
How slippery your branches are
Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree
How brightly shines your styro-star
How sturdy your metallic stem
Lights twinkle off, then on again
Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree
Your branches are so fragrance-free
How slippery your branches are
Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree
How brightly shines your styro-star
How sturdy your metallic stem
Lights twinkle off, then on again
Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree
Your branches are so fragrance-free
Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree,
Much puzzlement you bring to me
Much puzzlement you bring to me
From in a box they bring you out
No cones or needles drift about
Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree
You limply stand, so tinsel-y