Oh Christmas Tree

To be sung ...  You know the tune🎄  (Alter-carols for the Christmas Season)

OH CHRISTMAS TREE

Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree,
How slippery your branches are
Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree
How brightly shines your styro-star
How sturdy your metallic stem
Lights twinkle off, then on again
Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree
Your branches are so fragrance-free

Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree,
Much puzzlement you bring to me

From in a box they bring you out 

No cones or needles drift about

Oh Christmas tree, oh plastic tree

You limply stand, so tinsel-y

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