HELP WANTED
Santa's Workshop Is Hiring!
Seeking experienced reliable elves for the busy season
Must be available for weekends and overtime
Skilled craftsmen only need apply (this position is not about
building bits of carpentry and painting wood)
Certificates in Electronic Toy-Making, 3-D Printing,
Advanced Digital Design and Robotics are mandatory
(Applications from Robots also considered: we guarantee
equal-opportunity for the artificially intelligent)
HazMat, SafeShop and Group-Thought certification is mandatory
Steel-belled work-boots and tassel-topped helmets are required in the shop
Our workplace encourages neuro-diverse two-spirit applicants
We guarantee non-misgendering allyship with the elven BIPOC community
