Showing posts with label gender identity -- humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gender identity -- humour. Show all posts

Thursday 7 September 2023

A womxn, a Genderqueer and a Heterocentrist Walk Into a Bar ...


... and there they meet up with a polyamorist (who orders a beer with a chaser), a cupiosexual (drinks non-alcoholized beer), a greysexual (put water in his wine), a pomosexual (ordered the un-labelled home-made brew), a spectrasexual (gazed for an hour entranced by the menu list), a sapiosexual (only drinks wine with a label in Latin), and a neptunic -- who couldn't decide what to order.  

Did you know how many genders and sexual identities there are and the poetic labels used for
them?

"Rainbows are nothing new to us mixologists," says the philosophical bartender. "People walk in here full of diversity, but once drunk they're all the same. Drunk is drunk -- inebriation's a great equitizer and way to relax and chill in a fragmented world."

 

This story is reproduced from LITERARY YARD, www.literaryyard.com, 2024/02/10 It's a common fairy-tale theme -- imprisonment in a tower ...