Satire: literary or dramatic form in which human or individual vices, follies or abuses are examined, using burlesque, irony, parody, humour and caricature, sometimes with an intent to inspire social reform. Stories, verses, dialogues for the Satirocene Age from Vancouver Island, Canada. (Posted by F. Jardine or guests)
Thursday 25 February 2021
When Toys Rn't Us
Wednesday 17 February 2021
Freedom to Read Week is when we choose what to read, but who chooses what gets published?
Freedom To Read Week is more important as ever. It's wonderful to meet new characters on the pages of books and listen in on what they say to each other.
Who are they though? Which characters currently populate the new releases? Editorial policies are favouring some themes over others and some author identities over others, and while we are free to read whatever we want, book and periodical editors increasingly limit what's on offer.
A typical note on a publisher's submissions page will say: “We seek writing which challenges bigotry ... we showcase literature from de-centered voices.” One even asserts that “we reserve the right to de-platform writers if they have broken our non-discrimination values”.
De-platforming a
writer means de-platforming the right of readers to choose to read
that writer. In the scramble to exclude authors deemed overly
privileged and insufficiently “racialized”, diversity in literature is being reduced.
Readers' “freedom to read” only makes sense in tandem with authors' freedom to choose their subject matter, and with the likelihood of their finding editors who accept their perspectives. Otherwise literature is being distorted by publishers' fear of seeming to neglect “identity” causes. The situation is not surprising, of course, as no business can afford to be accused of mis-gendering or racism, but even a slight whiff of correctness lets an evil genie out of the bottle. Who has the right to correct the thought of others? It is not the role of cultural industries to be multi-departmental re-education camps.
No author wants to be condemned for standing on the wrong side of black, indigenous and BIPOC issues, and that opens the door to self-censorship. The pressure to self-censor in the interest of popularity, meaning in the interest of being accepted for publication, is a more subtle brake on intellectual freedom than were the overt forms of censorship which librarians and publishers fought against in the past.
Fashions in opinion
change under the pressure of issues in every era. We in Canada claim
our Constitutional right to read freely, but it's also worth
considering who determines the availability of the material we wish
freely to choose.
Friday 12 February 2021
Saving the Middle Class
So the middle class wants to be saved. Okay, maybe we'll save you, but don't think you can carry on as before. No more of this “middle” stuff. If you want to survive, get out there on the extremes.
You say you're being squeezed by over-taxation, de-platforming and ideological hostility toward moderation, but there's such a thing as too much moderation. You must declare your allegiance: do you support the obscenely wealthy one percent, or the downtrodden impoverished ninety-nine percent? Are you the privileged, or do you have allyship with the de-centred marginalized? With People of Colour, or People of Whiteness? Whiteness is not skin shade, it's attitude. Moderate attitudes are mere fronts for micro-aggression. You professional classes of middle income, with your house-and-garden values,
So, expect macro-aggression in response. The time for the middle class is over. There's no middle way, no “golden mean”. “POC” does not include the colour gold.
We might save you, Middle Class, but not to be as you were: the worst example of colonialist obsessions with taste. You will be saved through re-education camps. Where will these camps be located? Everywhere: in government, civic bureaucracies, schools and universities, unions, professional associations, arts organizations ...
What did you say? These are middle class products of colonial times? Fine, but don't think that you can just turn inward and save them, clinging to old errors based on individual ideas freely expressed in a free press. That's just hiding behind privileged supremacist history. That's just an able-ist way to trigger others. Forget history; it shouldn't happen. Too much historical understanding just gets in the way. Focus on Identity, not history -- but not your identity. Ours. You know the one: the one not in the middle.
Friday 29 January 2021
Confronting Neptune
Human earthlings have taken to northern seas, plunging into freezing waters from freezing beaches in an effort to “boost their mood”. Seriously.
That's what they say they're doing, in aid of connecting with nature and “shifting away” from anxiety about COVID. It would certainly be a distraction. But why not shift away by reading a good book with a cup of tea in a warm room?
It seems they want the social life which COVID distancing and lock-downs have taken away from us -- so they swim in groups. Social life shared with other crazy people? The shock of diving into a northern ocean in the middle of winter sounds a bit like banging your head on a wall because it feels good when you stop.
Here's a suggestion, made from the bench where I sit watching in my winter coat: don't start. Last fall, on a sunny day while beach walking I decided to take my shoes off and wade. Going ankle deep was enough. Toes went numb. Little fish darted around my feet, as if outraged at my clumsy fin-less presence. I fancied they had been sent by their ruler Neptune (Poseidon to the Greeks), who wondered what on earth these earthlings were doing in the kingdom of the sea.
Good question, Neptune. Apparently, frustrated by the monotony of COVID restrictions, the winter ocean swimmers cheer themselves up by taking “just chill” to a whole new level. Or depth.
Above the bench where I sat, crows were looking down from tree tops in puzzlement. (You'd never catch a sensible crow acting like a demented pelagic cormorant.) Out on the horizon, I caught a glimpse of a blurry figure riding the waves on a sea-shell chariot, waving a three-pronged trident. The swimmers, I imagine, were too teeth-chatteringly cold to notice a turbulent ocean-god bearing down on them.
Sunday 24 January 2021
What's your wine order for Robbie Burns Day -- carrot or gorse?
Monday 18 January 2021
Muses File Civil Rights Complaint Against Museum
The nine classical Muses have accused the Royal British Columbia Museum of racist discrimination against their heritage and culture. “As our home (“seat of the Muses”), the Museum should be sheltering, not throwing us to the ideological wolves”, says Calliope, Chief of the Muses.
In a document crafted by Melpomene (Muse of Tragedy), Thalia (Muse of Comedy) and Polyhymnia (Muse of Rhetoric), the Muses charge that they have been victims of hate speech and ethnic cleansing.
“Clio, Muse of History, is a particular target of hate speech, not only by those who wish to eradicate her along with her mother Mnemosyne (Memory) and who have already claimed that “History Is Dead”, but also by those who charge that “History is a whore”.
“Clio is anybody's,” say these detractors, “she will change her game to suit the requirements of whatever client is most ideologically pushy.”
Clio's enemies have tried to “disappear” her, but she keeps turning up again. “History is what it was,” she assures her supporters. She leaves a trail of documents, letters, songs, memoirs, statues, gravestones, globes and charts so that scholarly detectives have so far been able to trace her, often as secret agents working under cover.
The Muses, filing their complaint with the adjudicating body, have documented rights abuses “by chapter and verse”, says Euterpe, Muse of Verse.
“We will not let the adjudicators dance around the issues,” vows Terpsichore, Muse of Dance.
"We must mutually sing our own praises," point out Erato and Melpomene, Muses of Song, Poetry and Speech.
The Muses' offspring -- lyre-playing Orpheus and the Sirens -- will mark the launch of their Nonhuman Rights Complaint with a celebratory performance at Olympus Park. The human race is invited to attend.
Friday 15 January 2021
"Have a Good Day"
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