Bear 1: Did you know humans want to dig Earth Homes here?
Bear 2: What?!?
Bear 1: They have a housing shortage. They'll model them on bear dens. They think it's ecological.
Bear 2: Hah! They'll probably line them with insulation foam and fill them with plastic gadgets and heat pumps ...
Bear 1: ... and put a cellphone tower on the mountain-top.
Bear 2: There goes the neighbourhood.
Bear 1: I'm sure they won't spend the winter quietly asleep.
Bear 2: They want to be one with the land.
Bear 1: Poor land.
Bear 2: Yeah. Thanks for the nightmare.
